Friday, May 8, 2009

Fuck you Cher

BY ZEP

Seriously.

Fuck.

You.

You started all of this nonsense with that goddamn song of yours. The one about believing in love. Well, your song didn't make me want to believe in love, and it wanted to make me listen to your digitized voice even less.

You've also spawned an entire cesspool of rappers who use Autotune to churn out sound-alike hits that sound like my computer suffering a fatal error. Of course, no one cares about the fact that none of them could utter a fraction of a note in tune, because Autotune gives them "artistic merit." (read: Sure, you suck, but that's ok, cause what you're doing is outside the norm, and therefore "artistic.")

Excessive Autotune isn't fucking artistic!

It just proves you suck at singing.

So because of you Cher, people like T-Pain and Lil' Wayne and Will.I.Am -- who couldn't sing a real note to save their lives -- are allowed to make millions for talent that they don't possess.

So fuck you.






2 comments:

  1. i think you're jealous because she can pull that outfit off

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  2. Im jealous because I want that outfit. lol

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